TC: I wish I could run on water.
Me: Oh, like Jesus?
TC: No, like Sonic. (The Hedgehog. Sigh.)
TC: Mom, this is so good I can't even stand it. (On eating Caramelized French Toast stuffed with apples!)
TC: When I have a home, I'm going to have a man cave. (We may need to stop letting him watch all those HGTV shows with us....)