"Mom told me that Transformers aren't real. They're side effects." ~ E.
"Mom, do you want a coconut made of poop?" ~ TC
On Sunday we were supposed to host a Super Bowl party for our small group, but E got sick and the party was moved elsewhere. Since Tom is away for work, none of us went to the party. I had cooked up two pounds of bacon to cover in chocolate for our new favorite party food. I mentioned to A that I needed to get it into the freezer so I wouldn't keep snacking on the bacon. She said, "Don't do that, you should give it to the homely."