TC's godmother is a florist, and I was saying something to Tom about it being Prom season. TC then asked, "Is that like Prom Sunday?"
Tom: Look, a jet-ski, I've never had one of those.
Me: You've never had a second wife either.
TC: Mom, when I grow up I'll be like this.
Me: What, shirtless?
TC: No, I will own some shirts but not wear them all the time. To be cool. And I'll have a Tron suit.