We have a LOT of road construction going on around our town lately. Yesterday I was nearly stuck on how to get back home, with one road being closed and another being a traffic jam. As I muttered to myself in the car about how in the world we were going to get home from WalMart, A quietly said, "We could apparate."
At a diner for dinner with the family. E ordered lemonade but the woman brought root beer by mistake
Me: E, do you want to have root beer instead?
E: Mom, I can't drink root beer! It has alcohol in it!