TC ~ "Mom, do you know what this do-es? (pointing at the breadmaker) You put anything in there and it turns it into bread."
Me ~ "Really?"
TC ~ "Yes, except-es cars and houses."
Tom ~ "I left my keys in my truck." (He drives a Honda mini-van.)
Me ~ "Do you call it a truck to make yourself feel better?"
Tom ~ "You have no idea. It's like putting on a dress every day."
(Before you feel too sorry for him, let me add that his work truck is a Ford F750 that eclipses everything else on the road.)
3 comments:
omg. Toms comment has me lol!
A dress. awesome.
lol @ Tom... I remember seeing that truck. B.I.G.
I laughed out loud at Tom's comment about putting on a dress every day.
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