"You are just glowin'. It's like you have a golden blackness." ~ Black man talking to a black woman in the orthodontist waiting room. Can't say I've heard such a good pick-up line, lol.
"I have magic pee."
"Yes, it disappears when I go." ~ Conversation with the Tyrant, who is 4 and still obsessed with all things related to the potty & body function, ughhh.