"You are just glowin'. It's like you have a golden blackness." ~ Black man talking to a black woman in the orthodontist waiting room. Can't say I've heard such a good pick-up line, lol.
"I have magic pee."
"Oh really?"
"Yes, it disappears when I go." ~ Conversation with the Tyrant, who is 4 and still obsessed with all things related to the potty & body function, ughhh.
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Your "Tyrant" has quite a pick-up line too, huh?
Funny between the adults. How did she respond?
She was visiting from the optometrist's office across the hall, handing out coupons. She smiled & laughed. Not sure how she would have reacted had she not been representing her company, lol.
HAHA!
Ted and I overheard this last night as the kids were in the tub:
Mary to Nic: Your private looks different than my private. Your private looks like a hose!
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