"Do you want your socks on?"
"No, I don't like cheese."
"I want a sammich mommy."
"Ok, do you want peanut butter and jelly?"
"No, I don't like sharks."
(convos with the Tyrant, who shall soon be renamed the Sociopath and who does have good hearing, in case you were wondering)
"Why are you walking like that?" (me to the Tyrant)
"My butt is folded." (realized later that he meant he had a wedgie)