Saturday, December 30, 2006

Ok, so the Michael Jackson thing....

I have an unhealthy obsession with Michael Jackson. I'm fully aware of this, so don't judge me! I read and watch everything that comes along about him. The Martin Bashir documentary was awesome! I just find him totally fascinating - it must be that whole can't-look-away-from-an-accident phenomenon. What makes a grown man live like this? The whole Neverland thing I can kinda get, since he felt he was denied his own childhood because of the career, blah blah blah.... but what is up with the surgeries?
I found a web site that shows what he would look like now if he had never had any work done. It's... well it's.... ok, so it's beyond words. Just go look here.
I wonder if his hair is a wig. It's so shiny and bouncy! And the voice. I wish I could hear his real voice. I bet it's freaky to hear a normal man's voice coming out of that woman-child looking face.
I really enjoyed his trial, seeing what he would wear every day. I especially enjoyed the pajama day. Or as Ethan calls them 'majamas'. I have one of those days myself now and then. It's one of those stay-at-home-mom perks.
So the surgeries.... It's kind of like watching my kids with Play-Doh. What will he look like next? If you go here you can see a timeline with pictures of what he had done and when over the years. If he has much more done, I think his nose will just cave in. (fyi, there's some language on that last link)
I can't really defend myself but there are certainly worse habits that I could be indulging in.

1 comment:

Jess said...

That is hilarious! And I'm so glad that you're willing to fess up to it. I couldn't believe the age progression-- it seems impossible for him to look that way, know what I mean? I don't think it would be that drastic of a progression, though, if we went with what he looked like as a teenager, when he started thinning out.

Anyway, funny post. It cracks me up that you have a category for "Michael Jackson"! :)